Hoodie - Narcissism of Nations

🇺🇸 Hoodie –  Narcissism of Nations 📸

This hoodie? Oh, it’s for the ones who love their country but also totally see the ego trip.
Because let’s face it – if countries had Instagram bios, most would say:
🎯 “#1. Flawless. Freedom. No notes.”
Yeah, okay, Chad.

🪞 “Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.”
Not wrong. National pride sometimes be like:
✨ “We’re the best because… we said so!”
But real love means checking the mirror – even when it’s cracked.

That’s where this hoodie comes in.
Comfy enough to roast your own country at the BBQ.
Bold enough to still show up at the polls.
Soft like your sarcasm. Thick like your social commentary.

🧵 Built tough. Stitched with satire.
Perfect for classroom debates, meme-worthy moments, and long walks while overthinking geopolitics.

🚚 Free shipping. Always. Because egos may be inflated – but your shipping costs shouldn’t be.